Yep, that’s what it says. This is my favorite joke, ever. For all time.
This gal comes home, and she finds her husband sitting at the kitchen table with his head in his hands.
“Oh, honey! What happened? Is something wrong?”
“Yeah,” her husband replied after a moment. “I lost my job today, and if I don’t find another job soon, we’re going to lose everything! And with the economy being what it is…well, it just doesn’t look good for us”
“Well,” the gal says after a few minutes. “You know, I’m pretty good looking. I could put on that cute outfit you bought me for your birthday, and I could go stand on one of the corners downtown, and maybe I could make some extra money until you find another job”
So, the guy takes his wife downtown and puts her on a busy street corner, and then he parks across the street because this is his wife and he loves this woman. She looks really cute. She’s wearing a tight sweater with a little tartan skirt and high heel shoes. And as darling as she looks, it doesn’t take long before a guy in a sportscar pulls up.
“Hey, baby. I’m looking for some action. How much would it cost to have sex with you?”
“Um, just a minute,” And she runs across the street and tells her husband. “Honey, this guy wants to have sex with me! How much should I charge him?”
“A hundred bucks!” he says, and his wife runs back across the street.
“Hey, big boy, got a hundred bucks?” The guy shakes his head. “Um, just a minute.” and she runs across the street again. “He doesn’t have a hundred bucks, what should I do?”
“Ask him if he has twenty bucks, give him a blowjob.” So she runs across the street again.
“Hey handsome, got twenty bucks? I can give you a blowjob.”
“Hell yeah, I’ve got twenty bucks!” the guy says. She gets in the car. The guy unzips his fly and he…has…a…huge…cock!
“Um, just a minute!” And she runs across the street once more and asks, “Honey, can you loan this guy eighty bucks?”