A Few Heretical Thoughts on Jesus

You may have noticed that I my thoughts about God are, perhaps, a bit different than yours.

Well, I did do a lots of drugs back in the 70’s.

I was raised in the Catholic faith. And then I decided I needed a better answer than, My son, that is one of the mysteries of our faith. So I decided to do my own research in my search for God and the Truth.

As a Christian, any search for God has to include Jesus Christ. None of us Christians would be Christians if not for him. Even if I were not a Christian, Jesus casts a pretty long shadow. The impact he made on the world is impossible to deny.

One of the first discoveries I made was Jesus didn’t have much of anything to do with the creation of the religion named after him. That mostly falls on a couple of guys that never met Jesus: one was a Roman Jew named Saul, later named Paul, who wanted to kill every Christian he saw. And the other was a pagan Roman emperor named Constantine, who wanted to kill his rivals for the throne of Rome.

If not for the efforts of those two men, there probably wouldn’t be any Christians today. At the very least, Christianity would be one of those kooky little religions that you might hear about on a National Geographic special on TV, instead of being the largest religion in the world.

It’s debatable whether or not Jesus had any idea of the impact his life would make on the world while he was alive. He didn’t set out to create a new religion when he started his ministry. All he wanted to do was reform an old religion: Judaism.

It’s hard to find any information about Jesus outside of the Bible. The only documentation about him or his life that we know of exists exclusively in the New Testament.

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

I love John’s Gospel. It’s so beautifully written. Jesus is often referred to as the Word of God, as well as a multitude of other names and titles.

The first Christian documents were written in Greek, and the Greek word for Word is Logos. It’s an interesting word, and it has at least five different meanings. But the best definition of it is purpose.

Many people have interpreted John’s Gospel to mean that Jesus–the Word–was God, and that he came down to earth from Heaven and took on human form to save us from our sins. But substitute the word purpose in the opening sentence of John’s Gospel.

It still makes sense.

And who else, if anyone, embodied God’s purpose more than Jesus? Go ahead, I’ll wait…  As near as I can tell, Jesus is the only human that hasn’t given God a reason to choose to be disappointed in him.

Jesus did everything that God asked him to do, and he executed God’s purpose perfectly. Not only did Jesus hit a home run, he pitched a no-hitter in the process.

I sincerely doubt that Jesus was hanging out with God in Heaven before he was born here on earth. Jesus was a man, he was just as human as you are. Look at the the way he described himself to his followers. The Son of Man. But I want to take that one step further. Jesus wasn’t just a man, Jesus was a guy! Look at the people he hung out with. Fishermen. Misfits. Drunks. Prostitutes. Outcasts. Losers.

Only a guy would hang out with a squad like that.

In a previous post, I made the assertion that God is probably capable of lying. And even if He isn’t, I know for a fact that men are. I find the fanciful stories about the birth of Jesus hard to believe. According to one of my former pastors, there are 365 Biblical prophecies about the Messiah, and Jesus fulfilled them all. But Jesus never claimed he was the fulfillment of all of the prophecies.

His followers did.

Jesus wasn’t the only guy that ever claimed to be the Messiah. There were hundreds of guys that made that claim, and some of them even lived at the same time as Jesus. Most every Jew that ever lived knew about Messianic prophecy. All you had to do was take a prophecy or two, and show how it related to you. If anyone besides your mother believed you, you were a messiah.

And that’s probably what the guys that wrote the Gospels did, except they didn’t take a couple of prophecies, they took them all.

Granted, they had compelling reasons to do so. After the destruction of the Great Temple of God in Jerusalem, there was a power vacuum in the Jewish world. The Temple priests had been at the top of the hierarchy, but without a Temple, there didn’t need to be anymore Temple priests. The followers of Jesus were fighting for the supremacy of the Jewish faith.

It was a battle they would ultimately lose, but while they were in the fight, they fought with any weapon they could get their hands on, and what better weapon can you wield in a religious war than an honest to God Messiah?

What separates Jesus from the poser messiahs are two things: he was an enigmatic teacher, and he could perform miracles. And even in those departments, Jesus wasn’t unique. He wasn’t the only holy man/teacher in the country, nor was he even the only miracle worker.

I encourage you to check this out yourself if you find yourself scratching your head while you read this. I’m quite an accomplished stretcher of the truth. And I have flat out lied about many things in my life. I could be making all this shit up. You can never tell with me…

There’s really only one thing that made Jesus the International Man of Mystery and Wonder that he is today, and that one thing is his resurrection.

The fact that Jesus was crucified isn’t even unique. The Romans crucified hundreds of thousands of people during the time their empire existed. It was one of Rome’s favorite ways of sending a message to their least favorite people. I could probably write a book about the crucifixion, but if you want to read about it, read John’s Gospel. It brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it. I’ve read John’s Gospel more than any other book in the Bible. It really is the greatest story ever told.

Judea during the time of Jesus was a Roman territory with several distinct regions. Each of these regions had a different Roman governor. Jesus spent the three years of his ministry traveling around the country to spread his message–there was no social media back then–and to also stay one step ahead of the Romans.

It didn’t take any special prophetic talent to predict what would happen to you if you pissed off the Romans, and if there was one thing that Jesus accurately predicted, it was the fact that he was going to be killed.

Jesus spent his entire ministry trying to avoid getting killed to death, until the last week of his life. Then he did everything he could to make sure he didn’t leave Jerusalem alive. There’s the whole Who really killed Jesus thing. Was it the Jews? Was it the Romans? I think Jesus made both groups kill him, and in that sense, Jesus committed a form of suicide by cop.

Jesus was, if nothing else, a very charismatic and persuasive guy. His arguments pretty much made anyone that had a question or a bone to pick with him shut their mouths, tuck their tails between their legs and run for cover.

But what did he say when he was on trial for his life?

Not much of anything. And none of the few words he spoke were denials of the crimes he was charged with.

Even if Jesus had presented any sort of defense of his actions, it’s doubtful it would’ve made much difference to Pontius Pilate and it’s also doubtful Jesus actually appeared before Pilate. Little Known Factoid about Pilate: the Romans actually removed him from power in Judea for being too cruel.

That’s like unto being expelled from the Nazi party for being too anti-Semitic. Pontius Pilate wouldn’t have needed a reason to kill Jesus. And that whole washing his hands thing? Hollywood couldn’t have scripted that scene better if they tried.

Jesus’ lack of a defense was essentially a triple-dog dare to the Jewish and Roman officials. His first dare was the cleansing of the Temple. And his double-dog dare was his preaching in the Temple in the days just prior to his execution.

Never dare a Roman to do anything. They’ll do it. Twice. Jesus was executed, just like he planned, and then came the reason Jesus is still relevant today.

He rose from the dead.

If that is something that didn’t actually happen, then we Christians are the most pathetic people that ever lived. We are the punchline in the most hideous practical joke ever unleashed on this planet. And if that is the case, someone needs to shove a garden hose down God’s dick.

But for me, the resurrection has to be real. Everything I believe about my God and my place in His world revolves around the fact that Jesus is God. And for me, he became God after his resurrection. God adopted Jesus into his family. That’s like being adopted into the House of Windsor, only better.

And because of that, all of us have the opportunity for a new life. It’s a good thing. My old life was pretty much a disaster. And because Jesus became the adopted Son of God, there now exists the possibility that you could be adopted by God, too.

And that, is pretty damn mind boggling when you think about it.

I’m clearly not your average Christian. I don’t believe everything in the Bible is true. I don’t believe God is as All-anything as He claims to be. And I don’t believe Jesus was always a God.

But the things I don’t believe in no way diminishes or detracts from the things I do believe. That God is great. God is good. And his purpose is ultimatey designed for our benefit. And, I believe that Jesus Christ is the King of Heaven and Earth. That’s really all that matters.

The rest of that stuff. That’s a bunch of stuff for people to argue about.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s